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hipsterinatardis:

bigbadbroseidon:

rakbeingrak:

sinner-of-envy:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Me as the leader of a group project..

The most accurate thing ever, oh my god.

Me all the time.

Only like 75% of the time…

90%….

(Source: longdaysofrain)

panicr:

faun-songs:

absoluteblue:

aquietrevolutionary:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!

Not to mention all the fics.

there goes my art career

You may take our freedom BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR PORN

(via aworldofourown)

Anonymous asked: lol I'm such a jerk but.. GET OFF TUMBLR AND STUDY! Unless you just queue stuff hahaha! Go rock that MCAT.. plus I may have questions abt content etc later so it would be helpful for both of us hahah :P

GURL (or boy I guess) I’m trying!  Some of this stuff is queued but it’s only like 2 PM, I’ve got time!  hahah no I needed to take a break today before my brain melts.  No sense in burning out, that would be bad.

ALSO I know I owe you guys a study schedule.  I’m working on it.  I have to wait for a check to come in from my secret med school related cash stash to pay for some supplies because, turns out I didn’t just have that cash on hand.  So sometime within the next week I’ll get that out to you guys. 

If Yahoo buys Tumblr and shuts it down I might actually graduate college.  

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via beyoncebeytwice)

(Source: ogtmoreno, via beyoncebeytwice)

novakian:

#that’s it #thats the show

(via thor-the-mockingjay)

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(via aworldofourown)

jaclcfrost:

it’s funny because the main purpose of a cell phone is to call people and that’s the one thing i basically never do with it

(via thor-the-mockingjay)

thegr8stever:

calvinjcandie:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

i loled and spit on my self

(Source: l-eonardo, via sassykassi93)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via sassykassi93)

tolivelaughlov:

stilesstillnski:

i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck

My roommates make fun of me for this all the time because I use it so casually. 

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

You are a genius.

(via 42nddoctor)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via ursamajorseventh)

(Source: expectojaquito, via circumcisions)